A BEST FRIEND.. Not for the faint-hearted or easily-offended. Blank inside unless otherwise selected. Coloured envelope   Cellophane Sealed

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A GOOD BIRTHDAY.. This card measures A4 folded to A5 148x210 mm     All cards are printed in the UK  on high quality card stock and are blank inside  All cards come cello wrapped with a coloured envelope

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ALL THE OTHER CARDS.. Colour Red Size 145 x 145 mm

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ANOTHER BASTARD BIRTHDAY Sums up the apathy of another year passing by in the blink of an eye. 145 x 145 mm

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ANOTHER BASTARD BIRTHDAY (BLUE) 133 x 184 Not another one. Surely. - Smooth laminate finish - Yellow envelope - Cello wrapped

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ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO VELCRO SHOES.. Blank inside unless otherwise selected. Coloured envelope Cellophane Sealed

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ARE YOU A KNOB? CARD Who doesn't love a pie chart? Is this one pretty accurate at letting the recipient know what they are, that'll be for them to decide but I think we can guess the answer. A white greeting card with a picture of a multicoloured pie chart. The card

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BIRTHDAY GOALS CARD These are perfect birthday goals, it's just up the birthday boy or girl how far they set them. Some would be happy with some socks and family meal. Others won't be happy unless they get wankered and finish the night with a shag and kebab (anal optional). With

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BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH Colour WHITE Size 155 x 155 Highbrow play on words. Enjoy. - Uncoated card - Recycled envelope - Cello wrapped

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BRIAN'S DATING PROFILE..

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COCK HUNGRY SLUTBAG..HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATE 145 X 145MM

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FUCK IT THIS'LL DO CARD Size 145 X 145MM

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