BACK, SACK & CRACK SOAP This soap is made with Shea Butter, Coconut Oil and Olive Oil for softening the skin – perfect for all your nooks and crannies! And fragranced with warm musky patchouli, and with added sandalwood, it’s a winner! A fun gift but also a seriously lovely product. Smells

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CRAZY CAT LADY PEN We all know one or maybe this is you – now there’s a pen to go with your feline obsession! Additional Information Pen is 14cm long with Green grip Design printed on one side Printed in the UK

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CUNTY BOLLOCKS PEN Sometimes ordinary words fail you. This pen will help with those moments. A white ballpoint pen with a black grip and black ink. Black text in a yellow box on one side reads Cunty bollocks. Additional Information Pen is 14cm long with Black grip Design printed on one side Printed

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DON'T STEAL MY FUCKING MUG We all have it, our favourite mug in the office. The one you need to use for that first brew of the morning, the one that helps focus the mind. And someone keeps using it ... and then to make it worse leaves it in the

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EARLY RETIREMENT A5 NOTEBOOK This notebook is perfect-bound with matt laminated cover and 96 feint lined pages (48 sheets), Printed in the UK on high quality paper Made in United Kingdom

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FILTHY SCRUBBER SOAP Everyone loves a Filthy Scrubber! With activated charcoal and with the zingy fresh fragrance of lime, this lovely soap with leave you squeaky clean and filth-free! Contains no palm oil and is paraben and SLS free. Suitable for vegans and not tested on animals, so it’s fun, effective and kind!

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FUCK COVID-19 PEN If you're like me (and most of the population of the World) you probably thinking this quite a lot whilst in isolation. Well now you can express it via a lovely ball point pen Additional Information Pen is 14cm long with Black grip Design printed on one side Printed

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FUCK THIS SHIT PEN (DM)

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HONEY I SHAT MY PANTS SOAP Ok so chances are, no one’s actually shat their pants…! This is a tingly scrubby bar of fresh zingy pepperminty fabulousness, with added exfoliating poppy seeds. This’ll wake you up! We love aromatherapy, and these soaps are frankly awesome. Fresh, quality, beautifully fragranced. And hilarious, naturally.

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HOT FLUSH SOAP Ladies – when you’re feeling hotter than a power station and not in a good way, cool yourself with a lovely shower and this gorgeous soothing soap. Made with lavender to bring some calm to an anxious mind and lime to lift your spirits, it’s a great remedy

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I  C*NT SPELL PEN (PURPLE) BLACK INK

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I HATE EVERYONE PEN

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